Are you up for it? I figured I could jump over here and nail a fast post to the wall. But what to write about?
I could post about the recent presidential debates, but I didn’t bother watching them, so I can’t very well write about them. Besides, my keyboard is allergic to politics and will probably explode if I do more than joke about the heinous subject.
I could write about why children are truly the most irritating kind of people in the world, but my children are being so annoying right now, that I’m too muddled to compose anything related to the subject (beyond swear words).
I could post about writing synopses and query letters as I’ve been spending a fair amount of time on those lately, but then I would get stuck trying to think of alternatives for the plural of synopsis. Synopsi? Synopsees? Synopsisis? Forget it.
I could write about my delightful back spasm I triggered doing Pilates. Not much to say, other than exercise is highly overrated and I should have just gone with my gut (ba dum bum–that was a drum beat for my lame joke, in case it wasn’t evident).
But I guess a post about quickies can simply be a post about quickies. They’re great, really. Women don’t always have the time to get off with a quickie, but sometimes they’re just what the doctor ordered, even without the happy ending. Sometimes, you just need a good, hard fuck against a bathroom wall to know your alive, get the blood pumping, and warm up for something more in-depth later on.
Sure, a long, luxurious screw is fantastic when you have the time, but the quickie has its place, too! There is something so hot about getting it on fast and furious, especially when it’s in a somewhat public place.
What do you think? Got any good quickie locations you want to share? Maybe you’ve already done it. Maybe you only dream about it. Where’s your favorite quickie spot?
- Quickie Book Review – More by T.M. Franklin (quirkygurl.com)
- Video Quickie: We Don’t Know How To Feel About This Brad (shedens.com)