Not too full of myself and my exemplary t-shirt-making skills, am I? Actually, I just came up with the slogan and typed it into Vistaprint. It’s much like the delicious meatballs I cooked for dinner last night that my son praised me for (frozen turkey meatballs microwaved courtesy of mom–oh, and I dumped the Prego on, too). I did very little work, but I’m happy to take the credit. 😉
Check this shiznit out!
I’ll show you my e-reader if you show me yours!
Fabulous, isn’t it? Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil–WITH SKULLS! Man, I love skulls.
It’s a size large, ladies t-shirt, but I also have a size medium guys shirt if any dude is cool enough to wear this (I don’t know–this shirt requires a level of coolness that is, quite frankly, rarely seen in most men).
Anyway, you want it, right? You want to know how to get it, right? Well, I’m going to tell you. Check out my interview and an excerpt from “Some Like it Dirty” at http://www.delightedreader.com/ on 8/14/2012. Comment on said interview.
You are suddenly and inextricably in the running!
Other prizes include a variety of smutty e-books from the “Cowboy Lust” authors. The grand prize, a $50 gift card, will be awarded to a random commenter, so follow the tour, comment at every stop, and, for heaven’s sake, wear your lucky underwear! Because, hey, free money and free smut! Tell your moms. Tell your friends. Tell your friends’ moms and your mom’s friends.
Hell, tell random strangers on the street. This news is simply too big to shut up about.
Okay, I’ll shut up now.
Fine print: This t-shirt can only be shipped to a location in the continental U.S.
I just found out that Cowboy Lust, the anthology from Cleis Press, edited by Delilah Devlin, and available right now for pre-order from Amazon, is going to be featured in Time Magazine’s Summer Reading Issue due out on July 9th.
From the Back Cover
Cari Quinn–Riding Double Cheyenne Blue–Under the Southern Cross Randi Alexander–Banging the Cowboy Cat Johnson–Ladies Love Country Boys Michael Bracken–Drought Charlene Teglia–Roped M. Marie–Rough Stock Sedona Fox–The Ranch Hand Lissa Matthews–Small Town Famous Tahira Iqbal–The Storm Nena Clements–Caught Unawares Kimber Vale–Some Like It Dirty Chaparrita–Raney’s Last Ride Delilah Devlin–Runaway Bride Anna Meadows–She Don’t Stay The Night
Needless to say, no matter how much my home-for-summer kids are driving me batty and making it damn-near impossible to get any work done, my day is solid sunshine and roses as of this moment.
Add to this stupefying news the fact that I am going to see Avenged Sevenfold in concert tomorrow night (read amazing band with the hottest guitar player ever and an overnight with hubby away from kiddos at a casino) AND the fact that I just got a fabulous new hat with feathers on the brim, and I think it’s safe to say that this day can officially go on record as one of my best-evers.
Perhaps a celebratory drink is in order. 🙂 And here I thought it couldn’t possibly get better!
So I found out a little while ago that I got a story in Delilah Devlin’s “Cowboy Lust,” set to be released by Cleis Press in the fall of 2012. I am terribly excited to be included on this roster. Delilah Devlin is a cowboy erotica goddess.
Check out her blog–if for no other reason than for the eye-candy.