Just a heads-up, folks. In case you’ve been thinking about picking up one of my books (or someone else’s), but couldn’t shell out the cashola, here is your chance to get them at half price!
And there are cyber-tons more! Just look for the books with the little crown emblem on them to qualify for the 1/2 off rebate.
Oh, and Geek Lust has been free over there for a while now, if you need to save all your pennies for the holidays, but still want something spicy for your road trips. 🙂
Also, if you haven’t read my free gymnast and the nerd M/M Sticking It, the download links are here.
And I’ve been sitting on this cover for far too long. Â Can you blame me? Â Who wouldn’t want to sit on this? Â Sit and spin, that is.
Coming June 3rd from Liquid Silver Books!
Lord, that’s huge! Â Just the way I like it.
Observe, the blurb:
Lust flares hot and bright when Stella Aims’ world collides with the gorgeous and mysterious Noth Zobor. The tall dark stranger doesn’t speak a word of English, but Stella is happy to teach him everything she knows, including a crash course in the universal language of love. Their passion burns down to sweet and smoldering before Stella’s reality is completely spun around.
People aren’t always what they seem—but what if they aren’t even human?
Concerned that Noth’s been lying to her, Stella searches for him and walks into a trap straight out of a nightmare. When she wakes, she finds the real deception was far worse than she ever suspected, and her lover is not at all what he seems. Forgiving him might be the easiest thing Stella has to do, because getting out alive and saving her fellow humans from captivity and experimentation will be the toughest challenge of her life.
Can lovers from two different planets overcome forces that push them galaxies apart? When the fate of two species hangs in the balance, love may be the only thing strong enough to save them all and give hope for a new future.
I’d like to say that I was travelling, backpacking across Europe and didn’t have one of those plug converter thingies. Or that I was abducted by aliens and just returned from the probing of a lifetime. Or even that I was called to the bedside of a rich and ailing great-aunt to be told that if I nurse her for her last two weeks of life, I would receive her entire inheritance. And now I’m rich and trying to drown the horror of the last fortnight in a vat of gin.
Alas, I’ve still only ever been to Germany and that was thirteen years ago, my ass feels just fine, and all of my middle-class relatives are alive and kicking.  Sadly, I also don’t have a “vat” of gin.
So, what the fuck have I been doing lately that I’ve shirked my blogging duties so tremendously? Ehhhh…
Well, lets start with the writing. I found out recently that my novelette-sized M/M erotica called ‘Bound by Ink’ was accepted by Storm Moon Press for their “Written in Flesh” anthology. I am so stoked about this as it’s a double milestone for me. It’s my first gay erotica that will be published and my first longer story that, after it spends a year wedged in what is sure to be a delightfully steamy book about tattooed men getting busy, it will be released solo as an e-book. So, only my name on the cover. Did you get that? Only my name on the cover. I actually just repeated that for myself because those words are almost better than sex. Almost. Yippee ki-yay motherfather.
I’ve also been working on a full length gay romantica novel. Currently in the 26K department (with a 40k goal) and a little stalled because I forced myself to do my fourth read-through of my 40K hetero alien erotica and send to beta readers. I’m sorta stuck on a name for this one, but we’ll call it “The Star Catcher” for now and maybe I’ll run some sort of naming poll or contest. I love the name “Sextraterrestrial,” but don’t think I can be taken seriously with such a title. Because, otherwise, I can be taken seriously, of course.
Gee, that contest thing is a swell idea, Beav! I’d love to do some t-shirt giveaways. If only I had some t-shirts.
What else? Well, my horror persona has a recent anthology release and a blog tour (sometimes I feel like a cheating spouse, bouncing between blogs like a horny housewife when her husband’s away). That little minx has another antho release set for mid June and a couple of deadlines to get some short stories finished and sent. She is also working on a horror novel…very…very…slowly. But, whenever she gets it all worked out and written, boy-ola is it gonna kick ass. Maybe. And no zombies, this time.
And finally, the kids are wrapping up school and there are final projects and performances and baking and meetings for Sunday School teachers and bible camp helpers (if this makes you laugh, go ahead and join me in the mirth. I, too, can see the irony).
And I babysat Satan yesterday, but I’ll keep that story in my front pocket and smoke it when the urge strikes me. Suffice it to say, everyone is alive and well and I plan to never again fall prey to that bit of neighborly niceness. Asshat.
" I also have to recommend 'Fun House' by Kimber Vale, because, in a book of Bizarro, this might very well be the winner of the Weird Award."--Joey Madia, of New Mystics Reviews
Kimber Vale 