Here it is, ladies and gentleman. And rogues. And bitches who laugh at the word lady as if someone just let a roll of thunder rip from down under (incidentally, I fall in the latter category)…
My brand-spanky book cover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ogle it, won’t you?
Did I get ya? Come on, tell me I freakin’ got ya!
That’s my dirty Elf on the Shelf makin’ with the Living Dead ladies.
I’m such a shit. I know. Here’s my real cover!
Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found you! I love this Greg. I want to hug him and squeeze him and name him Greg.
I flippin’ love this book. Does that make things awkward between us, now?
Ah, fuck it.
Kyrie is an actor with a physical aversion to telling lies, a one-eyed cat, and horrible taste in men. His ex-brother-in-law and best friend, Greg, harbors a secret crush he can’t shake. After denying his feelings for Kyrie for too long, Greg finally gives in to desire one drunken night. Come the morning, the facts get twisted. Kyrie pretends he doesn’t remember a thing—a lie that eats him alive—and Greg can’t stop thinking about how he screwed up the best thing in his life.
Before they can clear the air, Kyrie follows his dreams to New York City, but could he also be running away?
A mistake from Kyrie’s past detonates their silence, and Greg is forced to confront the man he loves. Is their new truth strong enough to support a relationship, or are they doomed to crumble under old fears? Their friendship could evolve into something a million times stronger, but maybe Kyrie’s act is just too hard for Greg to follow.
Are you a blogger/reviewer who would like to jump on my book tour train? The kindly old conductor solemnly swears not to speed (too much), and there will, of course, be a drink car.
And, finally, the giveaway! I’m throwing an e-freebie on release day to a lucky winner with a bonus $5 Amazon gift card—as if my free book wasn’t enough! Trust me. It is! But, hey, free dummy.
Terms and Conditions for the giveaway:
“Giveaway ends August 17, 2014 at 11:59 PM EST. Open worldwide, however grand prize will be in US dollars to US Amazon. Prizes will be sent electronically. Winner will be selected by Random.org and be notified by email. Winner has 48 hours to respond before a new winner is selected. Please note that Kimber Vale is not responsible for orders made to Amazon. The product offered for the giveaway is free of charge, no purchase necessary. Facebook, Twitter, Goodreads, Google+, and any posting blogs/websites including Heroes and Heartbreakers are in no way affiliated with this giveaway. By providing your information in this form, you are providing your information to me and me alone. I do not share or sell information and will use any information only for the purpose of contacting the winner.”
Okay, that’s all I’ve got for now. Tell your friends. Tell your mothers. Tell your friends’ mothers. Damn, now it’s awkward.