I’ll Show You My Progress Bars if You Show Me Yours

This is me whippin’ ’em out!

My friend, Kate Lowell, was sweet enough to give me step-by-step instructions on these–not once, but twice.  She is a love and I am an idiot.

And now I’ve got them, all shiny and new (and in need of frequent updating).  I even had to cross multiply to figure out my own percentages.  A little math is good for my old left brain once in a while, since that side gets a bit dusty.  The code is probably supposed to figure it out for you, but I couldn’t figure that out.  For once it was easier to do math [waves idiot sign].  I also happened to find a calculator, so that firmed up my decision to DIY.

Well, if you use WordPress and are suffering from progress bar envy (I know, mine are so big, aren’t they?), I’ll link you to my penis pump, I mean progress bar supplier.  You, too, can have big, sexy progress bars in just a matter of minutes.

Just remember, don’t put too many on your site or you’ll go blind.

Ultra-wide Visions (VII)

Ultra-wide Visions (VII) (Photo credit: konstriktion)

-Kimber

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Author of romance of all stripes. View all posts by Kimber Vale

One response to “I’ll Show You My Progress Bars if You Show Me Yours

  • Kate Lowell

    Honey, I need to send you a copy of my Spreadsheet of Splendor. It does all the calculatin’ for you. I never thought about it–yes, the calculations are manual on those bars. But they sure are pretty. And big. 😀

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