Check social media before thou sends out thy latest manuscript.
Partake of alcoholic beverages before thou sends out thy latest manuscript.
Masturbate before thou sends out thy latest manuscript.
Pet ponies before thou sends out thy latest manuscript.
I am truly a cruel and ineffectual mistress. I set the above rules for myself this morning and had a pretty productive day, but didn’t put out as I had hoped. I have not sent out said manuscript. I am nearly half-done with my final read (and I mean it this time). I sent out a short for potential reprint, signed two contracts for short stories…and I also failed to follow my self-imposed restrictions on three occasions. The ponies, at least, are still waiting for their pets.
English: Image appears to be from an agricultural show in Belgium, here showing some ponies in the stabling area (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Tomorrow is, after all, a new day. Watch out, ponies…I mean, manuscript!
-Kimber
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Kimber Vale 
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