In order to prompt myself to blog more, and also possibly find some pictures of hotties to share, I have decided to utilize the old day-of-the-week post prompt. Roll Manly Mondays. Not to be confused with Tasty Tuesdays, Washboard Wednesdays, Thumb in the Bum Thursdays, or Fucking Fridays. Actually, none of those other days are official, so please don’t show up with the lube on Thursday and be disappointed.
On to the men. I’ve been up since 4:00 AM. Tried to go back to sleep and couldn’t get comfortable. Tried to think about sex for a nice early morning dream and that backfired. Had dialog stuck in my head for my M/M bad boy short I’m working on and had to pull my ass out of bed. So, anyway, the boys are just warming up their freaks in my other browser window (and, yes, stupid Facebook is teasing me in another), but I thought I’d examine the male form for a few, get inspired, and try to hammer out what my absolute favorite man part is…
So many good ones to choose from. Sigh.
Okay, Exhibit A: The Chest/Stomach
English: Photo shoot by Nicolas Felizola, Date: 13 May 2011
Source: Own work, Author: Jesus Dominguez
I’ll admit, I’m a sucker for a nice, hard chest. Honestly, the chest encompasses the pecs, the abs, and kind-sorta the arms, so it is likely my favorite and why I am starting here. I’m also a sucker for younger men, and this one appears to be barely legal, if at all. Yum. Rather River Phoenix-esque, isn’t he?
Next, I give you the arms. AKA Exhibit B.
SpeedyBARDarren on Flickr
Yes, there is some chest in this picture. Yes, I love everything about it. Everything. But note this guy’s (kid’s) delicious arms. Impeccable. He could make an arm woman out of me yet. Also a jailed woman, in all likelihood.
Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?
Onward and downward…to the bum.
by ulisse albiati via Flickr
Now, the butt may not be everyone’s go-to piece of the male physique, but it cannot be overlooked. Nothing like an ass with that dent that screams rock-hard muscle underneath. Yes sir, I like it. I like it a lot. Good for grabbing.
What’s left (right, left). Why, legs, of course, and not the one in the middle you dirty little monkeys.
I had a hard time finding creative common pics of men’s legs. Found some interesting photos of a guy who REALLY likes wearing sock garters without pants. Spent too much time looking, I’m afraid. Let’s leave it at this: a hot guy in a kilt gets my motor humming every time.
And then, of course, there is the meat and potatoes of it all. That’s right, I’m talking cock and balls. Do I love ’em? Yup. Can’t do too much with the rest of the package if the Bermuda Triangle is missing. But for my ogling dollar, is a huge, hard cock my number one choice?
Before I answer that, how huge are we talking?
How about everyone else out there? What’s your favorite bit of the male anatomy?