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Ghosts, Priests, and Geeks. Oh, My!

Must be Monday!  Happy beginning of the work week, all!  I know that Mondays are most people’s least favorite day, but not mine.  Monday is the start of the school week.  The hubs goes back to the office, God love ‘im.  And I get my me time back.  Monday is lush and full of promise.  It means five days of kid-free time (16.5 hours total, but who’s counting?) are coming at me, and I just might get some freakin’ writing work done, and maybe even wash a damn dish or two.  Mondays, I could kiss you on the lips.  With tongue.

Now, concerning my post title…  I figured I’d give a little update on accepted stories of mine.  I received an e-mail today from Lisabet Sarai informing me that my story “My Soul to Take” made the cut for “Coming Together: In Vein.”  It’s a vampire erotica antho that promises to breathe some new life into an old story.  For my part, my sexy vamp seduces a priest.  Kachow! 

As an aside, click on that “kachow” for the Urban Dictionary of the word.  It’s a little bit Lightning McQueen and a little bit Dirty Sanchez, if you can believe it.  I learn something new every day.  It makes me the well-rounded individual I am and one hell of a conversation starter.

Proceeds go to help Doctors Without Borders! 🙂

Next, the ghosts.  ‘Tis the season, after all.  I sent a sub to Circlet Press’ “Like a Chill Down Your Spine” a while back.  My story “Grave Secrets,” involving a lucky girl caught in a spectral sandwich, got in.  I believe the pub is planning a release in time for Halloween, but don’t quote me on that.  Artemis Savory is editing the collection.

And finally, the geeks. 🙂  Ravenous Romance is putting out a Geek Love anthology.  They called for pocket protectors and pocket rockets.  I gave them the nerdiest thing I could possibly imagine.  That’s right, I wrote an accountant story.  “Analyzing Assests” is about the cleaning lady who seduces the geeky big-wig at an accounting firm on her last night on the job.  She’s moving on to bigger and better things, but figures she might as well go out with a bang as she’s always fantasized about banging the boss.

So, that’s what’s up with me.  Don’t say I never keep you posted.

-Kimber


My Guest Blog @ Joyfully Jay’s!

That’s right!  I blogged elsewhere today like the blogging tramp I am!  And I loved every freakin’ second of it, baby!

Joyfully Jay was kind enough to host me.  Check it out.  I talk about men with tattoos, give some insights into my new release, “Bound by Ink” in the “Written in Flesh” anthology from Storm Moon Press, and even leave ya’ll with a spicy excerpt.

Oh, and when I was done, I swallowed [wink].


Manly Monday– My Favorite Male Body Part

In order to prompt myself to blog more, and also possibly find some pictures of hotties to share, I have decided to utilize the old day-of-the-week post prompt.  Roll Manly Mondays.  Not to be confused with Tasty Tuesdays, Washboard Wednesdays, Thumb in the Bum Thursdays, or Fucking Fridays.  Actually, none of those other days are official, so please don’t show up with the lube on Thursday and be disappointed.

On to the men.  I’ve been up since 4:00 AM.  Tried to go back to sleep and couldn’t get comfortable.  Tried to think about sex for a nice early morning dream and that backfired.  Had dialog stuck in my head for my M/M bad boy short I’m working on and had to pull my ass out of bed.  So, anyway, the boys are just warming up their freaks in my other browser window (and, yes, stupid Facebook is teasing me in another), but I thought I’d examine the male form for a few, get inspired, and try to hammer out what my absolute favorite man part is…

So many good ones to choose from.  Sigh.

Okay, Exhibit A: The Chest/Stomach

English: Photo shoot by Nicolas Felizola, Date: 13 May 2011
Source: Own work, Author: Jesus Dominguez

I’ll admit, I’m a sucker for a nice, hard chest.  Honestly, the chest encompasses the pecs, the abs, and kind-sorta the arms, so it is likely my favorite and why I am starting here.  I’m also a sucker for younger men, and this one appears to be barely legal, if at all.  Yum.  Rather River Phoenix-esque, isn’t he?

Next, I give you the arms.  AKA Exhibit B.

SpeedyBARDarren on Flickr

Yes, there is some chest in this picture.  Yes, I love everything about it.  Everything.  But note this guy’s (kid’s) delicious arms.  Impeccable.  He could make an arm woman out of me yet.  Also a jailed woman, in all likelihood.

Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?

Onward and downward…to the bum.

by ulisse albiati via Flickr

Now, the butt may not be everyone’s go-to piece of the male physique, but it cannot be overlooked.  Nothing like an ass with that dent that screams rock-hard muscle underneath.  Yes sir, I like it.  I like it a lot.  Good for grabbing.

What’s left (right, left).  Why, legs, of course, and not the one in the middle you dirty little monkeys.

I had a hard time finding creative common pics of men’s legs.  Found some interesting photos of a guy who REALLY likes wearing sock garters without pants.  Spent too much time looking, I’m afraid.  Let’s leave it at this: a hot guy in a kilt gets my motor humming every time.

And then, of course, there is the meat and potatoes of it all.  That’s right, I’m talking cock and balls.  Do I love ’em?  Yup.  Can’t do too much with the rest of the package if the Bermuda Triangle is missing.  But for my ogling dollar, is a huge, hard cock my number one choice?

Before I answer that, how huge are we talking?

How about everyone else out there?  What’s your favorite bit of the male anatomy?

-Kimber


“Written in Flesh” has a Cover!

Includes my M/M erotic fantasy novelette “Bound by Ink.”

This beauty is due out September 14, 2012 from Storm Moon Press.  The collection includes tales of tasty tattooed men and the guys that fall for them.  Should be inkalicious.

On another note, I finally got a website up and running for www.kimbervale.com (I know, catchy domain name, right?) so check it out once in a while if you are so inclined.  I posted an erotic heterosexual short called “Kept After School” over there for fun.  Give it a read if you never caught it on Oysters & Chocolate.

And lastly, our Cowboy Lust blog tour has ended (sniff)!  Winners have been selected and will be contacted via e-mail within the next few days.  Thanks to everyone who stopped by, commented, and read bits of our hot cowboy contributions.  It was a smokin’ hoedown!

-Kimber

Related Articles:

http://alinaray.wordpress.com/2012/08/29/written-in-flesh/

http://suzannevanrooyen.com/2012/07/05/written-in-flesh-anthology/


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