Not too full of myself and my exemplary t-shirt-making skills, am I? Actually, I just came up with the slogan and typed it into Vistaprint. It’s much like the delicious meatballs I cooked for dinner last night that my son praised me for (frozen turkey meatballs microwaved courtesy of mom–oh, and I dumped the Prego on, too). I did very little work, but I’m happy to take the credit. 😉
Check this shiznit out!
Fabulous, isn’t it? Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil–WITH SKULLS! Man, I love skulls.
It’s a size large, ladies t-shirt, but I also have a size medium guys shirt if any dude is cool enough to wear this (I don’t know–this shirt requires a level of coolness that is, quite frankly, rarely seen in most men).
Anyway, you want it, right? You want to know how to get it, right? Well, I’m going to tell you. Check out my interview and an excerpt from “Some Like it Dirty” at http://www.delightedreader.com/ on 8/14/2012. Comment on said interview.
You are suddenly and inextricably in the running!
Other prizes include a variety of smutty e-books from the “Cowboy Lust” authors. The grand prize, a $50 gift card, will be awarded to a random commenter, so follow the tour, comment at every stop, and, for heaven’s sake, wear your lucky underwear! Because, hey, free money and free smut! Tell your moms. Tell your friends. Tell your friends’ moms and your mom’s friends.
Hell, tell random strangers on the street. This news is simply too big to shut up about.
Okay, I’ll shut up now.
Fine print: This t-shirt can only be shipped to a location in the continental U.S.