A Bunch of Polls: Your Vote Doesn’t Count at All!

Someone start frying up the pierogis!  What?  Not those kind?  Well, perhaps next time I can convince a handful of my wonderful Polish pals to guest blog.  But until then, I ask your opinion on everything I can possibly pull out of my ass.

And, incidentally, answer truthfully, please.  Despite my facetious attitude, I will base my future on your reaction.  Pretty please don’t drill me a new one.

Here goes.

Feel free to get yourself a refreshing beverage.   Perhaps an ice-cold soda.  This is very taxing.  Like the SATs.

[Whip-cracking sound]

Back to work, you lazy bastards.  I’ll take that Fanta out of your paycheck!

I will let that conclude my asinine polls post.  Remember to get out there and vote; even if it’s only for the guy who sucks less than the other guy.  Study hard.  Stay in school.  He’s only saying he loves you to get in your pants.  Your mom really knows what you did last summer, she just doesn’t want to talk about it.  A penny saved is not much.  A stitch in time is best left to your grandma.  She has nothing better to do anyway.

You’re welcome.

Damn you spell check.  Stop messing with my pierogis.

About Kimber Vale

Author of romance of all stripes. View all posts by Kimber Vale

3 responses to “A Bunch of Polls: Your Vote Doesn’t Count at All!

  • kimbervale

    Commenting on my own post to apologize for the amount of edits I had to do on this. If any subscribers get an email for each time I fixed something, they may very well hate me. So, so sorry. I’ll do better next time. Take me back, baby. I never meant to hurt you. The lights were against me and my polls kept disappearing and then the spell check/link thinger wanted me to write about Cajun canoes–which are cool, don’t get me wrong. And maybe some other post can be about those, but it just wasn’t what I was after.

    In my own defense, WordPress is out to get me. I know this now without a shadow of a doubt.

    I’m gonna sleep with my eyes open.


  • The Hook

    Fun post! Your blog rules, my friend!


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