It’s out, baby! And it looks tremendous. I mean ginormous. Larger than freakin’ life. I’m talking, like, coffee table size. If not that, then “The Big Book of Bizarro” is at least something that every reader in the universe simply must have in their shitter. Flag this puppy, people. Fifty freaky shorts–one shit a piece. No more longingly trying to wash hands while you hold a book open with your toes to see what mischief Geroge R.R. Martin is coming up with next. You get in. You finish. You get on with your life. Until next time…unless that last short was just so damn good that you MUST read the next. In which case, flip the fart sucker back on (as my dad calls it) and get a little more ring-around-the-ass for the next fix. I’d pay dollars to donuts it’s totally worth sore cheeks.
You will be faking irritable bowel syndrome.
“The Big Book of Bizarro.” Look for it on Amazon and let the wonder begin…
October 9th, 2011 at 6:37 am
THAT has to be the best endorsement I have yet to see for THE BIG BOOK OF BIZARRO. I agree this is the most excellent Bathroom reader there is. Reminds me of a story collection I started on years ago called: “Tales From the Shitter.” 🙂
Bottom line: READ IT, UNTIL URANUS IS RED LIKE MARS & RINGED LIKE SATURN!!!!!!